**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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