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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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