I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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