Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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