and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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