Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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