I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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