xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm both gender and math confused
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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