Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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