doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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