ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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