none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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