By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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