Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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