Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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