come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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