Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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