there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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