Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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