Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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