Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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