put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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