Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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