Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
