If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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