Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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