it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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