Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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