There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This toilet bowl is my home.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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