i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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