Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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