We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
