Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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