have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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