the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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