That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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