A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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