That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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