yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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