Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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