do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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