i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Randomize
