yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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