I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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