if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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