You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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