I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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