i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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