I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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