His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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