Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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