whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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