You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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