i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
